With a budget of $100,000, one can cause such chaos in neighborhoods, and that would be no fun. So if I were to host a party with a budget that high, it would take place in a rented Mansion which would be $2,600 a night, and it would last two days. Guests would all be picked up at their own homes by a limousine company owned by close relatives, which includes Chevy Tahoes and Cadillac Escalades, which would be free on my side. Students of Rose and Alex Pilibos would be invited, excluding many morons. Everyone will be served finger food and it will be served by a dozen waiters. A DJ will be hired (professional) and there will be a room full of liquor, for all the crazy alcohol fanatics. That would include Blue label, Black label, all types of Vodka, Tequila and of course, Jack Daniels. All types of food will be served, BBQ will fill the stomachs of all my guests. There will be a separate room full of sand and scorpions where everyone will have a chance to dig up $50,000 worth of tiny gold nuggets in the matter of ten minutes per a dozen people. $5,000 dollars worth of liquor will be shot down and will harden everyone's hard working livers, and to make the pain sensation a bit more intense, Monster and Red Bull energy drinks will be served to all the fools who are daring enough to confuse the hell out of their over worked heart and liver. The $2,000 dollars worth of Energy drinks would most likely be consumed and there will be no drugs allowed whatsoever. People will enjoy listening to the greatest Hip Hop, Rap and any other requested songs they have ever heard of. I will not be held responsible of any of my guests deaths, as they are asked to sign a waver in the beggining, including private street racing and burn out contests, everyone will be given a pair of rear tires so they do not do damage to their original tires, or they can choose to keep the Pirelli or Michelin tires given to them, which will cost $500 for the pair. Only twenty people can participate in the burnout contest, for I am still on a short budget. Everyone will be given a gift as they leave, a simple golden ring, with a unique symbol resembling a special night that everyone will not forget, and that would destroy the remaining $32,000 left in my budget.
In my opinion, the party was great. Sadly, just the pure aroma of Blue Label upon my arrival frizzled my memory. From what I remember, I was not allowed to participate in the burnout contest, because apparently I was a hazard to not only myself but the people around me. On the bright side, I had participated in the search for the gold nuggets, but all I found were scorpions, no nuggets. The BBQ was delicious, but a little over spiced, same goes for the finger food. The Red bull by far was the best part of the night. On my way out, I dropped my golden ring, and I would kindly like a new one. Thanks for the party.
ReplyDeleteI was astonished by the amount of alcohol in the alcohol room. The room filled with sand and gold was very awesome, because everyone except me was bit by scorpions and I was able to get all the gold. The food was great, especially the khorovadz, which had me going all night. The music made me lose control, especially when the Tupac songs started coming into play. Overall, it was an awesome party, and I really enjoyed it.
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